Pros: she passed a lot of our screening criteria
-good handwriting
-knows the date
-agreeable to food-related to-do list items
Cons:
-took up desk space
-resume was handwritten and used the phrase 'TCOB' in previous job description
-may have been drinking wine from a soda can
Thanks for coming in. We'll call you.
--The Office
uh, jockey, nice use of the requisite ass-shot. do you suggest we skip the usual resume requirement and go straight for photo submissions?
ReplyDeletei recognize that ass [said in a non-sexual offender voice].
ReplyDeleteGood idea Bill. Resumes will no longer be required. Only a photo and practice whiteboard writing session. And for the sake of fairness in making comparisons, we prefer ass-shots.
ReplyDeleteLooks like a pretty hot ass to me. I see no need for further interviewing. Plus she bakes delicious treats with your daily fiber requirements.
ReplyDeletehave we jumped the ass-shark?
ReplyDeletehappy days reference? nice.
ReplyDeleteyou're an ass shark.
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