Secretary Interviews

We had our first interview for the open position of Office Secretary this morning.

Pros: she passed a lot of our screening criteria
-good handwriting
-knows the date
-agreeable to food-related to-do list items

Cons:
-took up desk space
-resume was handwritten and used the phrase 'TCOB' in previous job description
-may have been drinking wine from a soda can

Thanks for coming in. We'll call you.
--The Office

Someone has to lose

Our ninjas out there reported that Bill Lumbergh recorded the movie '27 Dresses' last night.  He is getting pwned by third year.