Showing posts with label scandal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label scandal. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Secretary Interviews

We had our first interview for the open position of Office Secretary this morning.

Pros: she passed a lot of our screening criteria
-good handwriting
-knows the date
-agreeable to food-related to-do list items

Cons:
-took up desk space
-resume was handwritten and used the phrase 'TCOB' in previous job description
-may have been drinking wine from a soda can

Thanks for coming in. We'll call you.
--The Office

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Getting started


We've established ourselves in a sweet office with a whiteboard, which was not equipped with a marker. Peter Venkman totally swiped one from the room by student affairs, and we were on our way to dominating third year.

Still looking for a secretary, if you know anyone interested.  Our last secretary had to leave because she was sleeping around the office.  Can't be too careful.