After what skeptics called an all time low in office morale earlier this week (the unexplained loss of yet another secretary, the hot dog cart's unexplained disappearance, jockey's bus post, etc), spirits were sky high today with the ground breaking ceremony for the new office. We're hoping that the new facilities - though technically no "larger" than the previous office - will give us that feeling of open space that the one person with the new window view will surely enjoy. The launch of a new BBM is also expected to decrease productivity by at least 150% - truly a great day in the Office.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Movin on up
After what skeptics called an all time low in office morale earlier this week (the unexplained loss of yet another secretary, the hot dog cart's unexplained disappearance, jockey's bus post, etc), spirits were sky high today with the ground breaking ceremony for the new office. We're hoping that the new facilities - though technically no "larger" than the previous office - will give us that feeling of open space that the one person with the new window view will surely enjoy. The launch of a new BBM is also expected to decrease productivity by at least 150% - truly a great day in the Office.
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The new office is a beacon of hope in an otherwise grotesque world.
ReplyDelete1-A neverending story reference automatically makes the bus post a success. 2-Morale and moral are two different words.
ReplyDeleteare you trying to say that office morals are NOT at an all time low?
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