the elevator to success

We told you something big was on the way, and while we may not have been entirely convinced ourselves, today that something happened: we rode in the right-side elevator of the office. None of that nonsense going outside only to come back inside, no, this was the straight shot. We're still not quite sure how it happened - our people are still looking into it - but it may or may not have had something to do with the janitor lady. Huge day.

The Work Never Stops

Yesterday, many of our colleagues could be heard muttering hopelessly about the nice weather outside and how sad it was they had to be inside working. Meanwhile, some of the Office crew realized being outdoors and being productive are not mutually exclusive...
Oh yeah, and despite a raging case of H1N1, I was about 6 inches from a hole-in-one. Office confidant Crowe was impressed...

Winning "the game"

Say what you will about the Office, but if that picture does not make you a believer then nothing will.  Let's be honest here, he's got a drill, he's operating the  fluoro machine, and he's a natural in lead (note: thyroid protection).  Not to mention the successful pinning of some hips in the fresh tissue lab.

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Dominating the third year (of life)

Movin on up

After what skeptics called an all time low in office morale earlier this week (the unexplained loss of yet another secretary, the hot dog cart's unexplained disappearance, jockey's bus post, etc), spirits were sky high today with the ground breaking ceremony for the new office. We're hoping that the new facilities - though technically no "larger" than the previous office - will give us that feeling of open space that the one person with the new window view will surely enjoy. The launch of a new BBM is also expected to decrease productivity by at least 150% - truly a great day in the Office.

Office Productivity Retreat

Ropes courses? Passe. Productivity seminars? Pretty sure we would dominate that. Office paintball? OK, maybe we'll keep that on the back burner.

No, dear colleagues, we decided to boost Office morale at the Durham World Beer Festival. We'll be tackling issues such as intra-office synergy, strategic value propositions, and coordinated team kegstands.

Let's just hope Barney Stinson doesn't vom all over the place...