Movin on up

After what skeptics called an all time low in office morale earlier this week (the unexplained loss of yet another secretary, the hot dog cart's unexplained disappearance, jockey's bus post, etc), spirits were sky high today with the ground breaking ceremony for the new office. We're hoping that the new facilities - though technically no "larger" than the previous office - will give us that feeling of open space that the one person with the new window view will surely enjoy. The launch of a new BBM is also expected to decrease productivity by at least 150% - truly a great day in the Office.

The Barney Stinson Plan

After all the others had convened in The Office earlier today, Charlie asked me to start contributing to this blog. Now generally, I'm not an Office attender as I usually am up late at night doing various awesome things, like philosophizing or dreaming up a cure for breast cancer [read: playing video games]. Basically, I'm too tired to wake up in what the lay people call "the morning." But maybe, just maybe, this blog can turn my life around.