Ropes courses? Passe. Productivity seminars? Pretty sure we would dominate that. Office paintball? OK, maybe we'll keep that on the back burner.
No, dear colleagues, we decided to boost Office morale at the Durham World Beer Festival. We'll be tackling issues such as intra-office synergy, strategic value propositions, and coordinated team kegstands.
Let's just hope Barney Stinson doesn't vom all over the place...
I'd only vom if you made me watch 27 Dresses afterwards.
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