the elevator to success

We told you something big was on the way, and while we may not have been entirely convinced ourselves, today that something happened: we rode in the right-side elevator of the office. None of that nonsense going outside only to come back inside, no, this was the straight shot. We're still not quite sure how it happened - our people are still looking into it - but it may or may not have had something to do with the janitor lady. Huge day.

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Stay tuned...for something huge (twss).

The R.O.S.E.Y. System

Here at HTD3Y, we'd like to do more than entertain and occasionally disgust our readers. We'd like to contribute to the future classes who are considering 3rd year project. To give back, so to speak.

In keeping with this ethos, I'd like to introduce the R.O.S.E.Y. System for excellence in all things 3rd year. At least things that don't involve a wad of 100s and some magnums.

R - Radiology department. Duh. It's like God's gift to lazy 3rd years.

O - Opportunities for plentiful golf outings. This is a serious career move. No one respects a three-putter. They just don't. I would know.

S - Supervision? Why bother? Should be optional at best. Btw, nice try Sherry Burton. I refuse to turn that clinic paperwork.

E - Excellence. Just because, dammit.

Y - Yak semen. Look, i dont want to get too graphic, but its the key to all his success.

Thanksgiving Break

Well, it's that time of year again. Time to celebrate pumpkin pie, turducken, and morbid obesity. Is there anything better? Methinks not.

Time for good ol' Brick to head back to sunny Whale's Vagina, and maybe if I'm lucky I'll poop a squirrel. If you're in town, feel free to come by my pants party. But seriously, it'll be great to get away from the grind. Sometimes dominating third year really takes its toll.

As for the rest of the crew here, there will be plenty of time for them to relax and put in some quality rounds of golf. Those handicaps aren't gonna lower themselves, ladies.

Anyone out there really dominating Thanksgiving? Feel free to comment and let us know. We do still have 1 spot open....

the new guy

this monday we kicked off the recruiting process for the powerful 5 spot of the Office. being that it was a monday, we naturally scheduled the meeting for the golf course. below are a few of the highlights



pro:
1. he drove us to the course. power move.
2. he's a righty. we've havent had great luck in the past with south paws.
3. solid, but not phenomenal golfer. nobody likes a show off.
4. previous blog experience. http://iflippedmylid.blogspot.com/ (note the absence of recipes from the posts)
5. all talk radio, all the time. pretty self explanatory.

con:
1. the hot dogs. we shouldn't blame this on him, but we will.

Restructuring

Even when dominating, streamlining is important.  We've made some changes, but don't expect them to stop.  There's a lot of chatter going on in the message boards about changes to come in the future.  Everyone's livelihood may be on the line.

Dropping the Dead Weight

There's not much to say other than sometimes it's time to move on.

Back in the day, when this glorious blog was just a twinkle in our collective eyes, We decided to take in a certain associate even though he had already successfully run one third year blog into the ground. We're generous guys, what can we say. But it's become clear that his attitude towards allowing posts about cake recipes was really just a sign that he isn't ready for the big leagues yet. We have standards here, standards that cannot be measured in number of YouTube clips posted or pumpkin latte reviews.

A great burden has been lifted. Let us move forward in the name of Domination!