Friday, November 20, 2009

The R.O.S.E.Y. System

Here at HTD3Y, we'd like to do more than entertain and occasionally disgust our readers. We'd like to contribute to the future classes who are considering 3rd year project. To give back, so to speak.

In keeping with this ethos, I'd like to introduce the R.O.S.E.Y. System for excellence in all things 3rd year. At least things that don't involve a wad of 100s and some magnums.

R - Radiology department. Duh. It's like God's gift to lazy 3rd years.

O - Opportunities for plentiful golf outings. This is a serious career move. No one respects a three-putter. They just don't. I would know.

S - Supervision? Why bother? Should be optional at best. Btw, nice try Sherry Burton. I refuse to turn that clinic paperwork.

E - Excellence. Just because, dammit.

Y - Yak semen. Look, i dont want to get too graphic, but its the key to all his success.

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