Wednesday, September 30, 2009

The Barney Stinson Plan


After all the others had convened in The Office earlier today, Charlie asked me to start contributing to this blog. Now generally, I'm not an Office attender as I usually am up late at night doing various awesome things, like philosophizing or dreaming up a cure for breast cancer [read: playing video games]. Basically, I'm too tired to wake up in what the lay people call "the morning." But maybe, just maybe, this blog can turn my life around.

A man, a plan, a blog


Yesterday, Charlie had the brilliant idea of starting a blog to chronicle our experiences and accomplishments of the third year. Before we can look ahead, it is necessary to first look backwards at the events that have gotten us to where we are today. Mark it.

Heart...Walk?


Over 10,000 people participated in the AHA Heart Walk last weekend.

I won.

That's how I dominated 3rd year...

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Office Pet

Venkman scored a puppy and trotted around campus during prime hours with her. Dr. Venkman knows how to dominate third year.

Note: the cries of endearment could be heard for miles. - Dr. Venkman

Friday, September 25, 2009

Making sh*t happen

Some people work in labs, at a bench. Not us. We dominate third year from a sweet office, and we get things done... just check the whiteboard.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Getting started


We've established ourselves in a sweet office with a whiteboard, which was not equipped with a marker. Peter Venkman totally swiped one from the room by student affairs, and we were on our way to dominating third year.

Still looking for a secretary, if you know anyone interested.  Our last secretary had to leave because she was sleeping around the office.  Can't be too careful.