The big push

Apparently some people are having a rough go of it these days. We wouldn't know, we've been too busy dominating. Don't let this happen to you.

Consider this a teaser to a teaser

Feel like third year has been slow lately?  We know what you mean.

FALSE.  Things have not been slow.  You are slow.  We are just so busy dominating third year that we don't even have time to explain to you how you could be dominating third year.  But I digress.

We've got something special in the works.  Its offensive, its hilarious, it dominates, and it involves state of the art technology mastered by our IT department.  Get ready to experience a range of emotions you haven't felt since the last time you pissed the bed (e.g. confusion, anxiety, laughing, crying).  This is more top secret than the iPad.

Check back soon, for realz.

the elevator to success

We told you something big was on the way, and while we may not have been entirely convinced ourselves, today that something happened: we rode in the right-side elevator of the office. None of that nonsense going outside only to come back inside, no, this was the straight shot. We're still not quite sure how it happened - our people are still looking into it - but it may or may not have had something to do with the janitor lady. Huge day.

You still there?

 Just checking

Stay tuned...for something huge (twss).

The R.O.S.E.Y. System

Here at HTD3Y, we'd like to do more than entertain and occasionally disgust our readers. We'd like to contribute to the future classes who are considering 3rd year project. To give back, so to speak.

In keeping with this ethos, I'd like to introduce the R.O.S.E.Y. System for excellence in all things 3rd year. At least things that don't involve a wad of 100s and some magnums.

R - Radiology department. Duh. It's like God's gift to lazy 3rd years.

O - Opportunities for plentiful golf outings. This is a serious career move. No one respects a three-putter. They just don't. I would know.

S - Supervision? Why bother? Should be optional at best. Btw, nice try Sherry Burton. I refuse to turn that clinic paperwork.

E - Excellence. Just because, dammit.

Y - Yak semen. Look, i dont want to get too graphic, but its the key to all his success.

Thanksgiving Break

Well, it's that time of year again. Time to celebrate pumpkin pie, turducken, and morbid obesity. Is there anything better? Methinks not.

Time for good ol' Brick to head back to sunny Whale's Vagina, and maybe if I'm lucky I'll poop a squirrel. If you're in town, feel free to come by my pants party. But seriously, it'll be great to get away from the grind. Sometimes dominating third year really takes its toll.

As for the rest of the crew here, there will be plenty of time for them to relax and put in some quality rounds of golf. Those handicaps aren't gonna lower themselves, ladies.

Anyone out there really dominating Thanksgiving? Feel free to comment and let us know. We do still have 1 spot open....

the new guy

this monday we kicked off the recruiting process for the powerful 5 spot of the Office. being that it was a monday, we naturally scheduled the meeting for the golf course. below are a few of the highlights



pro:
1. he drove us to the course. power move.
2. he's a righty. we've havent had great luck in the past with south paws.
3. solid, but not phenomenal golfer. nobody likes a show off.
4. previous blog experience. http://iflippedmylid.blogspot.com/ (note the absence of recipes from the posts)
5. all talk radio, all the time. pretty self explanatory.

con:
1. the hot dogs. we shouldn't blame this on him, but we will.