Fear and Loathing in the Office

There's not much good to say about construction, except that its fun to break stuff and use a drill.  Unfortunately, construction has been all around the Office this year and it now appears concerning to our livelihood.  Over the course of the day, the drills, saws, hammers, voices, etc have gotten closer to our establishment.  When I came into work today (at 2pm, NBD), our receptionist/the librarian had lost 80% of her workspace to quote construction unquote.  If we aren't careful, our precious Office may be gone by the time we get to work tomorrow, or whenever we come back. 

We've got a plan to put the fix on their construction.  Picture this: Howieeeeeee's western blot and Omentum's northern blot, plugged into the construction workers' generator and running over night.  Imagine the look on their faces! If we can strain their resources just a little bit, the Office may survive to see another day....fingers crossed.