Consider this a teaser to a teaser

Feel like third year has been slow lately?  We know what you mean.

FALSE.  Things have not been slow.  You are slow.  We are just so busy dominating third year that we don't even have time to explain to you how you could be dominating third year.  But I digress.

We've got something special in the works.  Its offensive, its hilarious, it dominates, and it involves state of the art technology mastered by our IT department.  Get ready to experience a range of emotions you haven't felt since the last time you pissed the bed (e.g. confusion, anxiety, laughing, crying).  This is more top secret than the iPad.

Check back soon, for realz.